[ this text is unrelated but nothungry and i might be needing your services soon also, because jim's just asked sherlock if he'd like irene to join next time and he just about came in his pants, i feel. ]
Hello, lovely. It's been awhile.
I know you're dead, but I think you'll find yourself smug to know you've been on my ~mind. Would you know I have a favorite employee? I never mentioned him to you, but I'm mentioning him now, because I think he needs a good... breaking in.
As always: you know I pay well, you know I love it when you have blackmail on me, and you know I know people well. I'd only pick the interesting ones for you, dear.
Not to mention, he's quite pretty. I'd like a photo of him with the tip of a riding crop slithering along his quivering adam's apple, but I've always been a picky thing. As you know. We aren't lovers, but that isn't going to stop me from enjoying myself. And he's very, shall we say... macho? Gruff. So very manly. He has a big brick wall. I want to watch you tear it down. And maybe I'm missing the way you tore down mine; who knows.
Either way, I hope you're well. I'm not the type to pretend someone who's made an impression doesn't exist.
I'M SORRY i got really fucking distracted. i hope you'll still play with me, i'll beg if you like.
Hello, lovely. It's been awhile.
I know you're dead, but I think you'll find yourself smug to know you've been on my ~mind. Would you know I have a favorite employee? I never mentioned him to you, but I'm mentioning him now, because I think he needs a good... breaking in.
As always: you know I pay well, you know I love it when you have blackmail on me, and you know I know people well. I'd only pick the interesting ones for you, dear.
Not to mention, he's quite pretty. I'd like a photo of him with the tip of a riding crop slithering along his quivering adam's apple, but I've always been a picky thing. As you know. We aren't lovers, but that isn't going to stop me from enjoying myself. And he's very, shall we say... macho? Gruff. So very manly. He has a big brick wall. I want to watch you tear it down. And maybe I'm missing the way you tore down mine; who knows.
Either way, I hope you're well. I'm not the type to pretend someone who's made an impression doesn't exist.
xo. - M.