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Clients already? I see you're putting my contact list to good use. Call back soon, babe. I don't like to wait.

[ oops, guess who calls him back hours later. he doesn't like to wait? too bad. ]

Your contact list is rather short. I must say, I was expecting more from you.

It's less of a list and more of... the first link in a chain. If you do well, they'll refer you. If you don't, it's the end of the line for you, honey. What's the matter? Not scoring as well as you'd hoped? Tsk, tsk...

I guess we're colleagues now. That's a strange thought.

Oh, dear. Don't get your hopes up; clearly you haven't been speaking to my clients, or you'd know exactly how well I was doing.

So I heard. Does that make us comrades-in-arms?

They all lie out of their ass about as good as I do. Don't get too smug.

There are some things that cannot be faked.

Edited 2013-10-26 06:58 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure that's not how the term was intended to be used.

I think what you do may be classier.

Everyone has to start somewhere.

What is it you think I do?

Please. These days, you can fake anything. It's that kind of world.

We shall have to agree to disagree, then.

You fake things for a living, don't you?

Do I? How would you know?

It's my job to know.

And you're always correct?

Sometimes it's better to be wrong, honey. Thought you knew that already.

I do resent being called 'honey', you know. Isn't there anything better?

"Poison" might suit you better but it's not exactly flattering.

On the contrary, I prefer it.

What about "bitch?"

If deserved, then yes.

Though I think you've got a better vocabulary than that.

I just call it like I see it. Why use a big word when a small one will suffice?

Any moron can call someone a bitch. I was expecting something a bit more creative.

Sometimes morons just have great poker faces, doll.

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