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[herrin]

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[herrin]

Oh, dear. Don't get your hopes up; clearly you haven't been speaking to my clients, or you'd know exactly how well I was doing.

[mockblingbird]

They all lie out of their ass about as good as I do. Don't get too smug.

[herrin]

There are some things that cannot be faked.

[mockblingbird]

Please. These days, you can fake anything. It's that kind of world.

[herrin]

We shall have to agree to disagree, then.

[mockblingbird]

You fake things for a living, don't you?

[herrin]

Do I? How would you know?

[mockblingbird]

It's my job to know.

[herrin]

And you're always correct?

[mockblingbird]

Sometimes it's better to be wrong, honey. Thought you knew that already.

[herrin]

I do resent being called 'honey', you know. Isn't there anything better?

[mockblingbird]

"Poison" might suit you better but it's not exactly flattering.

[herrin]

On the contrary, I prefer it.

[mockblingbird]

What about "bitch?"

[herrin]

If deserved, then yes.

Though I think you've got a better vocabulary than that.

[mockblingbird]

I just call it like I see it. Why use a big word when a small one will suffice?

[herrin]

Any moron can call someone a bitch. I was expecting something a bit more creative.

[mockblingbird]

Sometimes morons just have great poker faces, doll.

[herrin]

Oh, and I would never be able to see through that.

[mockblingbird]

Testy, huh? Are we done with pleasantries yet?

[herrin]

Quite.

[mockblingbird]

When will you be reporting in?

[herrin]

When would you like me to?

[mockblingbird]

Free tomorrow, babe?

[herrin]

Tomorrow evening?